pathless through the wild

1.     Shooting blow darts is apparently where all my talent lies.

2.     Eating ribs, cow tongue, chicken, liver, and beef all in one sitting makes me miss being a vegetarian.

3.     A giant mudslide is really just an excuse for a two hour mud party.

4.     All I need to be happy in life is a boat ride down a river in the Amazon and the chance to swim under a waterfall.

5.     There are way too many crawling, jumping, hairy spiders occupying the rainforest at night.

6.     My rain jacket only works in Portland drizzle not rainforest downpour.

7.     Ending the night drinking homemade sugar cane alcohol from an unknown village is just all around not a good idea, but hiking to an indigenous community the next day is the best cure for a hangover.

8.     Ants are incredible.

9.     There is no better way to spend the night than sliding down a waterslide under the uninterrupted stars.

10.  My biology professor might be the coolest Ecuadorian alive.

11.  Termites taste like almonds.