December 2011
12 posts
If you choose to prostitute yourself to capitalism for $6.50 an hour, that is...
– Viva Las Vegas
let me go home
In high school I was voted “Most Likely to Flee the Country” a title that was fairly uncontested as those of my small rural town tended to dream more of the Packers winning the Superbowl than scaling the jagged peaks of the Himalayas, but to me it meant everything. It meant that I was not going to be another graduated senior still attending high school basketball games, it meant I would never have...
let's all marvel at the fact that my parents still...
Ok Mother,
I have no idea on what to get Dad for Christmas, zero, zilch, nada. If you have any suggestions those would be great. I figure I can always get him a gift card to Famous Dave’s or Sonic but if you have an idea that doesn’t scream “I only love you enough to get you a plastic card that will eventually translate into an artery clogging food substance” send it my...
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first step of cgva
1. i admit that i am powerless to child gummy vitamins
baaconnn:
New musical obsession.